Can’t walk and chew gum…

UhohBroken bones = No Big Deal. Ugly Tan Bootie I now have to wear? To painful for words. Why can’t they make these things in black? What is up with that? Is it some sort of conspiracy to make you look even worse than the spastic giraffe I look like when trying to use crutches??

I have lovely purple, black and green zombie toes 🙂

At least the nurse at the end of the 3 hour visit to the ER made it bearable. He was truly entertaining and wonderfully politically incorrect.

Maybe I’ll create a line of fashionable orthopedic wear. Between this and the wrist splint that catches every piece of lint in creation there has to be a market 🙂